If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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