It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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