that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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