We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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