I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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