he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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