quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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