She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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