please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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