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(502): View more from Kentucky

She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.

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(858): View more from California

she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.

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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"

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(305): View more from Florida

We have so much sex to catch up on

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(669): View more from California

And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach

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(815): View more from Illinois

He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea

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