i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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