just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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