R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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