You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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