Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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