do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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