Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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