butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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