he shaved USA in his pubs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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