are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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