Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize