Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
