Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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