I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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