I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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