if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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