do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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