Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I am available for nakedness
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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