My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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