So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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