I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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