this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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