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(219): View more from Indiana

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.

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Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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(925): View more from California

Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard

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(845): View more from New York

I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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(517): View more from Michigan

btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine

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(503): View more from Oregon

Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?

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Alcohol

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(512): View more from Texas

fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis

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