i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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