hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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