All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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