you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We are two peas in an std pod
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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