4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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