My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
FUCK WHALES
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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