Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
