you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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