Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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