I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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