i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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