I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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