It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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