You surviving the open bar?
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how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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