Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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