I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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