yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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