I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
