yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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